Sunday, April 18, 2004

All You Need is Love!

A Spanish court has sentenced the Reverend Mohomad Kamal to 15 months in prison after advising his flock to be more sensitive when beating their women. Mr Kamal, ever the true Arab feminist, suggested that when smacking around their women, men should only strike the hands and feet, using a light metal rod that "doesn't leave scars and bruises". The courts disagreed, and convicted him of inciting violence against women.

Cordially

Joe